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Daily Updates Live from Nagano |
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The Zoners Have Landed
Friday, Feb. 6, 1998 Nagano, Japan
The Mountain Zone Dog and Pony show has arrived in Nagano with help
from our main homey Teru Nagano. We knew that with a name like
Nagano, we couldn't go wrong. Teru took us straight to Tokyo to taste
the local flavor and get a glimpse of the shimmering city before we
headed into the Nagano mountains.
Drunk on coffee and delirious with
time travel, we flipped in and out of consciousness as Teru navigated
us into the Shigakogen Heights.
After unpacking our techno-gear-fest, we
discussed the guerilla tactics that might have to be employed for this
our critical upcoming unaccredited mission. Then, upon realizing our
need to quickly adapt, I adorned a robe, smoked some incense and
performed a dangerous Vulcan mind meld with our unsuspecting host.
"Smoked some incense and
performed a dangerous Vulcan mind meld..." |
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Our first mission was media infiltration and incorporation, but with
9,000 police and security, we barely got near the press center let
alone the athletes. Then, in a desperate attempt, we started dropping
names like some cheap tabloid reporter. Strange enough it almost
worked. We got past two security check points before our
"connections" were questioned and they began watching our every step.
We were able to drop a "send reinforcements" e-mail and plaster our
stickers around before being politely asked to keep walking. So it was
off to secure our technological stronghold and suck as much power from
our hotel as humanly possible. We began by loading up every outlet in
the place until it looked like we wouldn't be able to sleep in the
mass of cords and cables connecting our mission control center. Then
even if we did we would surely die in the inevitable electrical fire
storm that would spontaneously combust at any minute.
But, we ended up
sleeping quite nicely amongst the buzzing gadgetry and roaring snore of
our new host.
The sky shone bright upon Nagano on Friday, as the torch completed its
long journey. The people lined the streets to catch a glimpse of the
gold medalist fire bearers. Practice continued for the snowboarders
while the ski jumper had a day of rest. We got a chance to talk with
pro snowboarder/announcer, Jim Rippey .
He told us he thought the
halfpipe was perfect and that we looked a little crisp. So, I told
him we lived about 15 minutes down the road.
Stine Brun Kjeldaas was
beaming and practicing her smile and wave combinations for the
Opening Ceremonies. She couldn't stop smiling. We did the only thing
we knew we could...stare. We knew what we had to do hike. We trudged
up a little bowl behind our hotel and built a kicker. We hucked into
the night and came to realize just how many ski resorts there are
here. When night falls, the hills light up with groomers and night
riders. Although the nightlife seems non-existent, the hills are
alive with the sound of Olympics.
Let the Games begin.
Hans and Brent, Zone Team East, adopting new religions for The Mountain Zone
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