Aaah snowboarding - the sport of kings! I was sailing down the mountains, admiring the fresh powder, blue sky, and tall trees when I accidentally wound myself into a double black diamond. Not to put myself down, but I wasn't exactly the best snowboarder in the world. I was madly swerving between trees when I almost hit a rock, but luckily a large, tall oak tree saved me. I had a bloody nose, a bloody knee and a bloody *!#@$%. For the good of the children under eight, I won't say it. Anyway, I was a bit of a mess. Luckily, in my time of need, another snowboarder came down the slope and crashed right into me! I lay there for about thirty minutes when a member of the ski patrol came down and rescued us both.

— Don Criscione, MountainZone.com Pubster